噢！哦 我的上帝… Ow! Oh my god…
哇 他们睡了吧? Wow, are they down?
你真厉害 这么快就让他们睡着了 Nice job. That was fast.
是呀 不睡我就打他们屁屁 Yeah, they're whooped.
我快要疯了 他们一直揪着那个内裤队长不放 I thought I was gonna lose it when they wouldn't quit with that Captain Underpants thing.
他们不知道我们小时候那会 They have no idea what it was like to grow up
孩子们天天被打屁股 back when kids got spanked.
哦,上帝… Oh, god...
看起来不错 That looks good.
-喝一点 -不 我不应该 - Have a little. - No, I shouldn't.
什么……? What the…?
什么? What?
哇 Wow.
哦我的上帝! Oh my god!
我看不下去了 Oh, I can't watch.
她一直在看 As she keeps watching.
但说真的 他们需要订一些窗帘 But seriously, they need to order some drapes.
这是可耻的 It's disgraceful.
好了,停止流口水 Alright, stop drooling.
他们正在给新公寓洗礼 They're christening the new apartment.
你认为他们真的认为人们看不到他们吗? Do you think they really don't think that people can see them?
还是他们很享受? Or are they getting off on it?
我只是觉得他们根本不在乎 I just think they really don't care.
-哇!-哇 - Woah! - Woah.
这是新的 That's a new one.
她很灵活 She's very flexible.
你知道吗 他也很性感 You know, he's really hot too.
我没说辣 我说灵活 I didn't say hot. I said flexible.
你认为我们应该关灯吗? Do you think we should turn out the lights?
我们为什么要关灯?我们什么都没做 Why should we turn out the lights? We're not doing anything.
他们是那些… They're the ones who are…
再等一秒钟! Just one more second!
我们差不多了 We're almost there.
-不!-好的 - No! - Alright.
好的 继续拿着 OK, just keep holding it.
不 他认为那是制作人的工作 No, he thinks that's what a producer does.
快,快,快! Quick, quick, quick!
那是因为他不知道演播室里会发生什么 Well, that's because he doesn't know exactly what happens in a studio session.
你好吗 坦纳 How are you doing, Tanner?
不,不,不!进了厕所! No, no, no! Into the toilet!
就像这个厂牌是由一群变态的青少年经营的 It's like the label's being run by freakin' teenagers.
我知道 I know.
你还在这里 You're still in here.
他做了什么? What did he do?
什么? 他厕所都不上 What? He missed the toilet.
-再一次?-是的,再次 - Again? - Yes, again.
没关系 It's okay.
在这里 我需要… Here, I need to...
不 我喜欢这首歌 我会寄给你的 Look, no, I love the song and I will send it.
但说实话 我觉得他们已经不在乎我的想法了 But honestly, I don't think they give two shits about what I think anymore.
好吧 Okay.
好吧 祝你今晚好运 Alright. Break a leg tonight.
后,! Laters!
对不起 Sorry.
后,! Laters!
这是什么意思? What is that supposed to mean?
我刚花了整个周六 I just spent my whole Saturday
就合同和回收计划讨价还价 haggling about contracts and recoupment schedules
你们在外面玩的时候 while you guys were out having fun.
我愿意不惜一切代价来为补偿计划讨价还价 I would give anything to haggle about a recoupment schedule.
你为什么在这里锻炼? Why are you working out here?
只是……Skype信号更好 Just the... Skype signal's better.
你的朋友在家吗? Are your friends home?
-我的朋友? -是的 - My friends? - Yeah.
街对面的? Across the street?
还是你忙得都没空注意他们? Or are you working too hard to notice them?
噢 该死 Oh, shit.
好吧 Alright.
好吧-我知道了 谢谢! Fine, alright - I got it, thank you!
-哇 你今天怎么了?-我怎么了? - Woah, what happened to you today? - What happened to me?
我一个人耍了三个孩子一整天 I was juggling three kids all day by myself
在动物园的雪地里 其中一个是 at the zoo in the snow. And one of them was
流鼻涕 拉屎 饿了 身上有擦伤 snotty or poopy or hungry or had a scraped
每一秒都要跪着 knee every 'effing second.
我昨晚只睡了四个小时! I had four hours of sleep last night!
因为我在喂奶或者被人吐痰 Because I was up nursing or getting spit up on.
然后我回到家 我丈夫正在休息 And then I got home and my husband is just chilling
和他的音乐兄弟们 with his music bros and
傻瞪着光屌邻居 gawking at the neighbors with his dick hanging out.
哇! Woah!
嘿 伙计们 你们先回房间休息一下吧? Hey guys, why don't you go into your room for a little bit?
给你 Here you go.
我一会儿就进来玩 好吗? I'll come in and hang out in a minute, okay?
我以为三个月后他们就知道了 I thought after three months they'd figure out
有一整栋楼的人都住在这里 there's a whole building of people who live over here.
我对天发誓 他们就像和我们住在一起一样 I swear to God, it's like they live with us.
我觉得你有点反应过度了 I think you might be overreacting a little.
哦,是吗? Oh, do you?
你喜欢你想要作为生日礼物的望远镜吗 Are you enjoying the binoculars you wanted for your birthday present
用在卡茨基尔? to use in the Catskills?
听着 我知道我不是22岁 Look, I know I'm not 22
我一直都很累 and I'm tired all the time
我的乳头就像被食人鱼咬过一样 and my nipples feel like a piranha has been fucking gnawing at them.
但你让我很不舒服 But it's just a little dispiriting
你直勾勾盯着人家的模样 the way you're captivated by them.
等一下 我觉得我可不是唯一一个被迷住的人 Wait a minute. I don't think I'm the only one who's captivated.
它们就像一场车祸 你无法转移视线 They're like a car crash that you can't look away from.
好吧 一场漂亮性感的年轻车祸 Okay, a beautiful sexy young car crash.
我可没那么说! I didn't say that!
我是说真的 他们有工作吗? I mean for real, do they have jobs?
还是衣服?他们只会举办舞会 Or clothes? All they do is host dance parties
睡到中午再去睡觉 and sleep till noon and screw.
你根本不知道脸被不停地揉是什么感觉 You have no idea what it feels like to have your face constantly rubbed --
是的,我做的! Yes, I do!
什么 你以为我喜欢说这些吗 What, you think I like talking about
卢瑟拉屎多少次了 还有谁要下车? how many times Luther pooped or who's doing drop off?
我在工作上变成了老家伙 And I'm becoming the old geezer at work.
我的阴毛开始变灰了 I've ever started getting grey pubic hairs.
我猜你还没注意到因为你什么时候会注意到? Which I assume you haven't noticed because when would you?
你不是唯一一个怀念20岁的人 You're not the only one who misses being 20.
整夜不睡 Staying up all night.
躁动一晚上 Getting jiggy with it.
躁动一晚上? Getting jiggy with it?
你要知道那首歌出来的时候 你那群朋友还在吃奶 You know that song came out before your friends were born.
噢 Ow.
-确实是这样!-别说了 - Well, it did! - Let's stop talking.
到这里来 Come here.
你说过我们没那么紧密 You said we're not so tied together.
你是什么意思? What did you mean?
等一下在楼梯间等我 Meet me in the stairwell in a second
一杯杜松子酒 For a glass of gin.
那时没有其他人会在那里 Nobody else will be there then.
没有其他人会在那里 Nobody else will be there.
哦 不!哦 恶心 恶心 恶心! Oh, no! Oh yuck yuck yuck!
能提醒我一下你住的那栋楼吗? Can you remind me the building you live in?
我这就来 I'm on my way.
天又冷了 但纽约太美了 It's getting cold again but New York's gorgeous.
今天是地铁日 It's a subway day.
那时没有其他人会在那里 Nobody else will be there then.
没有其他人会在那里 Nobody else will be there.
那时没有其他人会在那里 Nobody else will be there then.
没有其他人会在那里 Nobody else will be there.
看啊 看啊! Look it, look it!
你能随时待命吗? Well, can you get on standby?
天啊 那你什么时候能来? Jesus, well what time does that get you in?
那可是很多带子啊 That's a lot of tape.
你试过直接撕掉它们吗? Have you tried just ripping into them?
好吧,好吧 上了就给我打电话 Okay, alright. Call me if you get on.
再见总是把我们带走 Goodbyes always take us
半个小时 Half an hour.
我们就不能回家吗? Can't we just go home?
那时没有其他人会在那里 Nobody else will be there then.
没有其他人会在那里 Nobody else will be there.
那时没有其他人会在那里 Nobody else will be there then.
没有其他人会在那里 Nobody else will be there.
嘿 Hey.
就是他吗? Is that the guy?
是的 Yeah.
他剃光头了吗? Did he shave his head?
我想是这样 I guess so.
我想我有段时间没见他了 I guess I haven't seen him in a while.
他看起来不太好 He doesn't look so good.
没有 No.
你觉得他是宿醉吗? Do you think he's hungover?
我不知道 I don't know.
爸爸 坦纳咬了我的腿! Daddy, Tanner bit my leg!
你为什么要让你的腿靠近他的嘴? Why would you even have your leg near his mouth?
好,很好! Okay, be good!
你可以把电话给爸爸吗? Can you give the phone to daddy?
如果你需要 就去蓝鲸房间 Yeah, if you need to, just go to the blue whale room
让孩子们到处跑一跑 and let the kids run around.
里面太黑了 卢瑟可能会睡着的 It's so dark in there, Luther will probably just fall asleep.
我知道 我现在就去浴缸里看书 I know, I'm going to get in the tub with my book right now.
好吧 Okay.
到时候见 See you then.
-嗨 谢谢你！ - Hi. Thank you!
-照顾 - Take care.
你还好吗? Are you okay?
是的 Yeah.
什么? What?
你是住在旁边那栋楼吗? Do you live in that building right over there?
是的 Yes.
我觉得…… I think...
我觉得咱们的公寓可能面对面 I think our apartments might face each other.
真的吗? Really?
你有一个小女孩 You have a little girl
还有一个男孩和一个婴儿 and a boy and a baby.
我希望这不会让你觉得毛骨悚然 I hope that doesn't seem creepy.
没有 No.
你的孩子们…… Your children are...
很可爱的 Really adorable.
而滑稽 And hilarious.
我丈夫和我 My husband and I.
我的丈夫… My husband...
一直病得很厉害 Has been really sick.
和… And...
我们会 We would
看看你的孩子们 look over and see your kids
还有你和你丈夫 我觉得吧 and you or your husband, I guess.
晚上坐着给宝宝喂奶 Sitting up at night to feed the new baby.
这是…… It was...
喂? Hello?
你好呀！ Hi!
-嗨,妈妈 -你好 小甜心 - Hi mommy. - Hi sweetie pie.
-怎么样?-好 - How was it? - Good.
你做了什么? What did you do?
我们看到了雷克斯暴龙! We saw a Tyrannosaurus Rex!
你做了吗? You did?
路德喜欢吗? Did Luther like it?
不,他哭了 No, he cried.
爸爸让我们停下来喝奶昔 And Daddy let us stop for milkshakes.
爸爸让你停下来喝奶昔了吗? Oh, Daddy let you stop for milkshakes?
-我们给了卢瑟一些奶昔 -你给卢瑟喝奶昔了? - We gave Luther some milkshake. - You gave Luther some milkshake?
只有一点点!他就睡着了 Just a little bit! And he fell asleep.
你好吗?你今天休息得怎么样? How are you? How was your day off?